Pregnancy Quotes

Your First Baby, Your Fourth Baby?
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We wish you a healthy pregnancy full with love and happiness --- and in case you're suffering or afraid... you're not the only one.

Enjoy these fine quotes and be inspired.


A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
Carl Sandburg


Before you were born I carried you under my heart. From the moment you arrived in this world until the moment I leave it, I will always carry you in my heart.
Mandy Harrison


A mother's joy begins when new life is stirring inside... when a tiny heartbeat is heard for the very first time, and a playful kick reminds her that she is never alone.

A grand adventure is about to begin.
Winnie the Pooh

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Leo J. Burke

Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be.
Carrie Fisher

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
Rajneesh

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.
Sophia Loren, Women and Beauty

Feeling fat last nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.
Nikki Dalton

I begin to love this creature,and to anticipate her birthas a fresh twist to a knot,which I do not wish to untie.
Mary Wollstonecraft

Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
Queen Victoria

I gained 80 pounds for my pregnancy so this is like my coming out party.
Cindy Margolis

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
Nora Ephron, Heartburn, 1983

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
Rita Rudner

Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.
Joyce Armor

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
Irena Chalmers

A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman,
Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common.
Benjamin Franklin

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
Dave Barry

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. Sam Levenson

Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid.
Arabic Proverb

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Rose Kennedy

People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.
Elayne Boosler

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
Phyllis Diller

Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.
Jim Cole

It is said that the present is pregnant with the future.
Voltaire

Pregnancy demonstrates the deterministic character of woman's sexuality. Every pregnant woman has body and self taken over by a chthonian force beyond her control. In the welcome pregnancy, this is a happy sacrifice. But in the unwanted one, initiated by rape or misadventure, it is a horror. Such unfortunate women look directly into nature's heart of Darkness. For a fetus is a benign tumor, a vampire who steals in order to live. The so-called miracle of birth is nature getting her own way.
Camille Paglia