Short Quotes

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Brevity is the soul of wit.
William Shakespeare

The best love affairs are those we never had.
Norman Lindsay

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
Lord Tennyson

In the end, everything is a gag.
Charlie Chaplin

Frailty, thy name is woman!
William Shakespeare

Fortune favors the brave.
Virgil, Aeneid

A joke is a very serious thing.
Winston Churchill

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers

Where there is love there is life.
Mohandas K. Gandhi

Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.
Havelock Ellis

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
Auguste Rodin

Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space.
Diana Black

Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
Paul Guaguin

Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Steven Wright

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
Henry David Thoreau

Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror.
Kahlil Gibran

All diseases run into one, old age.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

The years teach much which the days never knew.
Ralph Waldo Emerson